Would the creators of the following movies please stand up
The Golden Compass
City of Bones
The City of Ember
AND THE FIFTH HARRY POTTER MOVIE
now please sit down and listen to this talk on how good books can be made into good movies if you remember the plot of the book and actually put all of it in the movie, presented by the creators of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Anonymous asked: How often do you masturbate?
Not as much as I’d like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so I haven’t had much free time, unfortunately. I’d like to get back into it though, because I’ve just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release.
FUCK! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID “MEDITATE” GODDAMMIT FUCK SHIT
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE